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how are ya you just reached the

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president of dial-a-prayer the press

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stops here anyway your friends aren't

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here

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you might try them on the hotline but

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leave your name and your number here

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just in case they arrive you never know

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down in the garden where the red roses

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grow great hockey puck Greg you've got

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all the timing of the Iranian invasion

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they're not available at the moment

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dummy probably up on the room falling

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around am I going too fast for you why

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don't we put it on tape and have a trans

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planet in your head I'm a nice man I'm a

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nice man wait a minute I know exactly

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what you're going to do I'll hang up and

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then go around spreading wild rumors

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that I don't know how to make a decent

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message I prove beyond a shadow of a

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doubt and with clever copying a

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disguised voice that I could not there's

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anything I've left out just I'll just

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leave it at the beep hi there

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fun-seekers

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there's no one home at the moment but

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they've been saying that about me for

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years at the sound of the tongue leave a

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message but watch out last clowner did

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that got caught in the machine and and

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well well I finally did it I broke down

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and bought one of these modern

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contraptions that answers my telephone

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so leave a message and maybe we'll get

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together later and suck space take me

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home take me home

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well water beer hey wow man this is

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really cool I mean you know like I dig

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you guys digging me digging me digging

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my answering machine you know what I

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mean anyway like if you want me to call

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you back like you know you better leave

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your name and your number you know what

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I mean and that's the end of this volume

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of rich Little's phonies if you have

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ideas for future phonies that you'd like

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us to hear send them to phonies box

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21:10 Cherry Hill New Jersey zero eight

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zero zero three and say the secret wide

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and you may win $100 that's right if we

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use it we'll send you something special